Michael Smith is the single most annoying man ever! Why do I watch his show everyday. Sometimes he makes me angry. Literally throwing and slamming everything possible. With his impossibly ugly button down shirts (tucked in - for fucks sakes).
Same with Rachel Ray...she thinks she so fucking cute and funny but she's kinda just trashy. She's always licking the side of her mouth, interrupting her guests and laughing at her own jokes.
Yet everyday I continue to torture myself with these two idiots.
Screw this...I'm gonna eat some butternut squash soup and then start some packing.
So I made it to day 5 of this cleanse...which I'm quite impressed with. It's honestly been quite a struggle.
It's not that I'm hungry, the lemonade is actually really good and keeps me feeling full, but I have a need to chew something. Anything. I'm not even supposed to chew gum. Apparently the first 4 days are the worst so hopefully I start regaining energy and my primal need to chew starts to decline. But who knows.
I have lost some weight as well (and who wouldn't) but I'm pretty sure most of it is because there is nothing inside me, just organs and blood. Although eating nothing for 4 days I must have lost a couple of real pounds.
Will is being very supportive, which is helping so much. Especially since there is an unopened bag of my favourite Miss Vickies chips in the cupboard, and last night Will sat beside me and ate Lindt chocolate...that bastard. I asked him if he expected me to succeed at this and he said he really had no expectations of it, he really had no idea. He said he will support me while I do this and support me the second I decide to stop.
I am being a realist about this, I will not let this become a sentence.
But on to something less lemon-y.
We are making arrangements with the DJ company for our wedding to make our down payment. We are getting a cheaper rate because our wedding is in the "off-season"...there is no off-season for weddings, but whatever.
We've also got our rings picked out but we need to go get Will's finger measured as he has never worn a ring before and have NO idea what size he would be. He also is concerned because he is apparently the only person in the whole world with big knuckles...uh huh. He's so unique.
I need to make another trip into CP soon to order my dress. I've definitely decided which dress I want and I'm very excited about it. I love going out there, I'll be able to mooch a good meal off my parents. YES!
I always forget to blog, even when interesting things happens. Then it just seems pathetic to blog about them a month later.
Well anyway, I am on my second day of the master cleanse and I'm feeling fine. The lemonade is actually totally yummy and so far the salt water flush is unnecessary...my body is doing that on its own. We'll see how this goes...if it starts effecting my mood or anything negatively I'll be stopping. I've always been interested in trying this cleanse but I'm not willing to torture myself. But like I said, it's great right now. I feel fine, no headaches, still have energy during the day (although last night I was tired around 8:30).
Guess I'll do my best to keep you updated during my cleanse. I have to get some laxative tea for day 3-10 to ensure I keep "evacuating"....I've never had a problem with that...